Signs & portents: September 2013 – Libra

23 September – 22 October


Some will describe your performance in September as “plucky” whilst others will use phrases like “highly commendable”. Sadly, the fates predict, the mandatory drugs test will say “steroids”.


September will see you at your best; witty, charming & self-confident & whilst many will suspect a new romance in your life, very few will recognise the early signs of amphetamine addiction.


The difference between the “love of a good woman” & the “good love of a woman” is often simply one of price.

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