Signs & portents: January 2014 – Cancer

22 June - 23 July

22 June – 23 July

MEN

January will be a difficult month for you career-wise, say the fates, when your boss promotes you to section leader on the bacon counter but transfers you to the Tel Aviv store.

WOMEN

The TV news report that your boyfriend has been brutally murdered & his body broken-up for spare parts will distress you in January, say the fates, but not nearly as much as the news that the cheque from the black market transplant clinic in Mumbai has bounced.

WIT & WISDOM

Sheep always look like they are up to something & should probably never be trusted.

Buy now & avoid the rush.

Buy now & avoid the rush.

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