Signs & portents: January 2014 – Libra

23 September – 22 October

MEN

You will feel terrible in January, say the fates, when in front of your eyes your true love will break down & just crumble in front of you. You should have paid the extra & gone for the under-seal.

WOMEN

As a woman with no time for superstitions or the mumbo-jumbo of horoscopes & the supernatural, the fates are happy to let you know that January is going to be a difficult time for you & a lot of fun for them. They suggest staying indoors all month to minimize the risks, & most definitely not going to the sales.

WIT & WISDOM

As you get older you tend to see things less clearly – which in front of a mirror can be a bit of a blessing.

No animals were killed, harmed or even annoyed, in the production of this horoscope.

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