You will feel terrible in January, say the fates, when in front of your eyes your true love will break down & just crumble in front of you. You should have paid the extra & gone for the under-seal.
As a woman with no time for superstitions or the mumbo-jumbo of horoscopes & the supernatural, the fates are happy to let you know that January is going to be a difficult time for you & a lot of fun for them. They suggest staying indoors all month to minimize the risks, & most definitely not going to the sales.
WIT & WISDOM
As you get older you tend to see things less clearly – which in front of a mirror can be a bit of a blessing.