Signs & portents: February 2014 – Capricorn

22 December - 20 January

22 December – 20 January


Try as they might the fates can think of no way to describe your February as anything other than calm, relaxed & successful, which as you can imagine, really pisses them off.


Your decision to leave your husband behind you on your long voyage through life is understandable say the fates, but they suggest that before entering harbour in February, you might be wise to cut the tow-rope to his shark-ravaged remains.


There is little enough to say about cress, which is just as it should be.

Some days you just can’t win….