Signs & portents: February 2014 – Pisces

20 February – 20 March

MEN

In February, say the fates, you will see your boss finally recognise your contribution to the company’s bottom line. You will be fired on the 2nd & the stock price will triple the following morning.

WOMEN

Your children will all visit you during February, predict the fates, in spite of your long estrangement & recent marriage to an Emirate’s oil sheik.

WIT & WISDOM

The best way of dealing with someone generally recognised as a fool does not involve joining them.

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