Signs & portents: February 2014 – Aries

21 March – 19 April

MEN

In February you will achieve your long-cherished goal of representing your country at international level, albeit at the International War Crimes Tribunal in The Hague.

WOMEN

The fates regret that February will see nothing good happen to you, but on a cheerier note, those around you are likely to find themselves doubled-up with laughter on more than one occasion.

WIT & WISDOM

Hunting could only really be considered a sport if the animals were armed as well.

For a better horoscope try a higher-denomination coin next time.

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