Caring & sharing #175

Dear Agony Aunts

Any suggestions on the best way to handle the bailiffs after a bit of an overspend during the festivities?

“Broke”

 

Dear “Broke”

Nasty men with plastic shoes & a lingering body-odour that can take weeks to wash out of the carpets. Refuse to let them in the house & change your name to Khameni – you shouldn’t see them again after that.

A large & aggressive dog borrowed from a neighbour can work almost as well & offers the additional entertainment of watching them bleed.

Aunts

Love can be no tougher....

Love can be no tougher….

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