Dear Agony Aunts
Any suggestions on the best way to handle the bailiffs after a bit of an overspend during the festivities?
Nasty men with plastic shoes & a lingering body-odour that can take weeks to wash out of the carpets. Refuse to let them in the house & change your name to Khameni – you shouldn’t see them again after that.
A large & aggressive dog borrowed from a neighbour can work almost as well & offers the additional entertainment of watching them bleed.