The fates say that in February you are not going to have an easy ride, which suggests that your choice of spurs & a riding crop for the gymkhana is not good, not good at all.
February could be fun, suggest the fates, if only you could stop taking yourself so seriously. It will also help if you seriously dose-up on prescription painkillers.
WIT & WISDOM
Never list “Reading” as an interest on a CV, it suggests a serious degree of worthy dullness.