Signs & portents: February 2014 – Gemini

21 May - 21 June

21 May – 21 June

MEN

The fates say that February will see you make a major contribution to the eradication of some of the more unpleasant sexually-transmitted diseases in the world, following your accidental cremation on the 15th.

WOMEN

Dealing with those around you in a calm yet friendly manner could well bring results in February, suggest the fates, although they do agree that your more usual method of threats, shouting & abuse also seems to be pretty effective.

WIT & WISDOM

There is always enough time for second thoughts.

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