Signs & portents: February 2014 – Cancer

22 June - 23 July

22 June – 23 July

MEN

The fates warn against over-confidence in February, & suggest that it would not be a good time to go a bundle on the 3:30 at Chepstowe, simply on the basis of a tip you got from some stranger in a pub.

WOMEN

The fates commend your love of family but suggest that in February you should perhaps release them from the cellar & turn yourself in to the Secure Unit.

WIT & WISDOM

Outwitting a fool is nothing to be proud of.

Buy now & avoid the rush.

Buy now & avoid the rush.

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