Signs & portents: February 2014 – Leo

24 July - 23 August

24 July – 23 August

MEN

February will be a month filled with challenges, say the fates, who suggest that if this was not what you were looking for you should never have joined the chess club in the first place.

WOMEN

In next to no time in February, you will find yourself rocketed to national fame, predict the fates, following your unfortunate accident with the surplus ejector seat you bought at a boot fair.

WIT & WISDOM

An empty wallet is always a source of worry.

 

As recommended by God.

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