Signs & portents: February 2014 – Virgo

24 August – 22 September

MEN

In February, say the fates, you will find yourself the centre of attention when it becomes clear that the amount of experience you indicated on your CV, does not seem to be reflected in your performance in the ring with the lions.

WOMEN

Not a bad month for you, February, say the fates, although of course they are speaking comparatively.

WIT & WISDOM

Never lend a book to someone who reads slowly.

This machine is only partly operational – it will accept coins.

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