Signs & portents: February 2014 – Scorpio

23 October – 22 November

MEN

If you had really wanted to just settle down for a quiet, hum-drum existence, say the fates, you would never have had the chance to enjoy February’s spectacular climbing accident nor the chance to ride in an air ambulance.

WOMEN

Your unjust prison detention is an outrage, agree that fates, who suggest however, that February’s attempt to escape by taking the governor’s tropical fish hostage is not really going to help matters.

WIT & WISDOM

Coal is to diamonds as toilet-paper is to bank-notes.

Don’t worry things could be will get worse….

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