Caring & sharing #184

Dear Agony Aunts

During the New Year’s Party at the boss’ house I threw-up over the antique, silk carpet, kicked the dog & made a pass at his wife.

Bunch of flowers & a box of chox, do you think?



Dear “Dusted”

We don’t really think that a couple of cheesy gifts are going to cut it – even for the rug.

Time to “man-up” & look for opportunities as a suicide bomber or be prepared to see your wedding tackle form an appetising entrée for the dog’s dinner or an amusing corsage for the wife.

Promotion does not beckon.


Love can be no tougher....

Love can be no tougher….