Dear Agony Aunts
During the New Year’s Party at the boss’ house I threw-up over the antique, silk carpet, kicked the dog & made a pass at his wife.
Bunch of flowers & a box of chox, do you think?
We don’t really think that a couple of cheesy gifts are going to cut it – even for the rug.
Time to “man-up” & look for opportunities as a suicide bomber or be prepared to see your wedding tackle form an appetising entrée for the dog’s dinner or an amusing corsage for the wife.
Promotion does not beckon.