Signs & portents: March 2014 – Gemini

21 May - 21 June

21 May – 21 June

MEN

Your determination to “leave ’em laughing when you go” during March, say the fates, will result in a determined attempt to re-introduce public executions across the US, largely at the instigation of the convicting jury.

WOMEN

The nature of your inner beauty will, in March, be the subject of some debate amongst 2nd year medical students & those actually carrying-out the autopsy.

WIT & WISDOM

Never trust the smile of a pawnbroker.

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