Signs & portents: March 2014 – Cancer

22 June - 23 July

22 June – 23 July

MEN

March will see you come to terms with your God, say the fates, allowing you to escape endlessl damnation in return for an eternity of clerical filing in purgatory.

WOMEN

March will seem a lot more fun after all the work for the 16th’s celebration lunch is done, say the fates, as your mother-in-law will be admitted into hospital on Monday 17th with acute botulism poisoning.

WIT & WISDOM

God knows we need more atheists.

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