Signs & portents: April 2014 – Capricorn

22 December - 20 January

22 December – 20 January

MEN

April will be a month of equal triumph & disaster say the fates, who say that although the wedding is a disaster, your funeral will be long remembered as a triumph of taste & style.

WOMEN

In April again you will find yourself unable to make any further progress towards your goals in life, say the fates, who add that actually filling the tank from time to time might help.

WIT & WISDOM

Every prediction comes true eventually.

Some days you just can’t win….

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