Signs & portents: April 2014 – Libra

23 September – 22 October

MEN

Why don’t you try to relax a little during April? Ask the fates, it’s not like you’re going to be able to do anything about it anyway.

WOMEN

Your simple, homely skills will stand you in good stead in April, say the fates, when instead of ripping you limb-from-limb a family of wild bears settles for getting you to wash the dishes, re-make the beds & cook a new pot of porridge.

WIT & WISDOM

Always try to listen to what people are saying behind you.

No animals were killed, harmed or even annoyed, in the production of this horoscope.

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