Signs & portents: April 2014 – Libra

23 September – 22 October


Why don’t you try to relax a little during April? Ask the fates, it’s not like you’re going to be able to do anything about it anyway.


Your simple, homely skills will stand you in good stead in April, say the fates, when instead of ripping you limb-from-limb a family of wild bears settles for getting you to wash the dishes, re-make the beds & cook a new pot of porridge.


Always try to listen to what people are saying behind you.

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