In May, say the fates, you will get every opportunity to excel in life, but as usual you’ll not even notice. Try looking up from the damn iPhone from time to time.
The fates warn of ominous storm clouds in May, but in truth that’s largely because they’re hoping to make a few bob in the run-up to the Summer holidays by doing some casual work for the Met Office.
WIT & WISDOM
Try eating more slowly.