Signs & portents: May 2014 – Taurus

20 April – 20 May

MEN

The fates say that May is going to be unexceptional except for the lottery win & the unexpected proposal from Kate Moss.

WOMEN

Your May will just keep getting better predict the fates, after next weekend’s rail accident & double-amputations. Not a difficult prediction, really.

WIT & WISDOM

If there is a “rain dance” shouldn’t there be a “sunshine dance”?

Death: nature’s way of telling you that you’ve been overdoing things….

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