Signs & portents: May 2014 – Cancer

22 June - 23 July

22 June – 23 July

MEN

The fate suggest that in May you should try to adopt a low profile; following your wife’s decision to hire a sniper to take you out when you’re at work.

WOMEN

May will not seem so bad, say the fates, once you begin to lose consciousness.

WIT & WISDOM

It is easier to display an attitude than explain an opinion.

Buy now & avoid the rush.

Buy now & avoid the rush.

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