Signs & portents: June 2014 – Aquarius

21 January – 19 February

MEN

June will hold no terrors for you, say the fates; one of the few real benefits of a coma.

WOMEN

The fates say that in June you will have a chance to see what your husband is made of, specifically after the little accident with the bacon slicer & electric carving knife.

WIT & WISDOM

Religion & gravity both leave little room for doubt.

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