Caring & sharing #205

Dear Agony Aunts

My uncle has suggested that we take a trip back to the old country in order that I can meet my fiancé & hand over the balance of the dowry in cash.

The thing is, I don’t actually want to marry my cousin, I don’t want to hand over several thousand to his grasping parents, & I don’t much fancy travelling cattle-class for several hours next to my smelly & often drunk uncle to get back to that rat-hole Cardiff!

Any suggestions?

“Irma”

 

Dear “Irma”

Get the uncle pissed at the station bar, take the cash, head-off on the first flight to California & pretend you’ve never heard of Wales.

Enjoy!

Aunts

Love can be no tougher....

Love can be no tougher….

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