The fates say that in June you will enjoy a degree of success in your new profession as a children’s entertainer but suggest that this might be because of your complete (& bloody) failure to manage the sword swallowing trick. Kids, eh?
In early June you will reach your target weight without the need for further extreme dieting or exercise, say the fates. Neither of these are going to be possible anyway until after you are back on solids & get used to the prosthesis.
WIT & WISDOM
The quickest way to a man’s heart is between the third & fourth ribs.