Signs & portents: June 2014 – Cancer

22 June - 23 July

22 June – 23 July

MEN

By the end of June the fates are confident in predicting that all your troubles will be over. You will be killed by a rogue clown during a trip to the circus on the 29th.

WOMEN

The fates cannot advise you, in clear conscience, to continue with your plans for world domination in June. Your continuing agoraphobia makes it unlikely that you will be able to seize the reins of government – not unless parliament is prepared to reconvene in the cupboard under your stairs.

WIT & WISDOM

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