Signs & portents: June 2014 – Leo

24 July - 23 August

24 July – 23 August

MEN

June is a chance for you to regain some credibility, say the fates. They suggest a “Guilty” plea might be the best way of doing this – it will at least impress the rest of the patients in the psychiatric wing.

WOMEN

The fates predict that in June you will find what you have been looking for so desperately. You’ll actually inadvertently come across the car keys under a cushion on the couch.

WIT & WISDOM

All car journeys are in fact 5 minutes too long.

As recommended by God.

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