Signs & portents: June 2014 – Scorpio

23 October – 22 November

MEN

June is going to be difficult to navigate, warn the fates, not least because you’re holding the GPS upside down.

WOMEN

The fates say that in June you will enjoy remarkable good health for the first time in many years, possibly because your husband will be in custody on an attempted poisoning charge & so will not be preparing your usual evening warm, milky drink.

WIT & WISDOM

The idiots outnumber the rest of us.

Don’t worry things could be will get worse….

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