Signs & portents: July 2014 – Pisces

20 February – 20 March

MEN

The fates say that in July you will attempt to find happiness at the bottom of a bottle but warn that the bottle you drunkenly select from the shelf will have a “skull-&-crossbones” label & a “not for internal use” message attached.

WOMEN

Despite your best efforts in July, say the fates, your anti-psychotic medication will again be stolen by invisible aliens acting on behalf of the voices in your head.

WIT & WISDOM

Clouds are always interesting.

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