Signs & portents: July 2014 – Leo

24 July - 23 August

24 July – 23 August

MEN

Things will look up at work in July, predict the fates, following your dismissal for gross incompetence on the 2nd.

WOMEN

The fates say that in July you will be targetted by a sinister para-military group whose uniformed thugs will bundle you into a strange vehicle which will carry you off to an unknown destination. Stopping to catch your breath at the bus stop outside the Scout hut will prove to have been an irritating & costly mistake as it will cost you a significant return fare & you will miss your favourite TV show.

WIT & WISDOM

These days the opium of the masses is opium (or at least its derivatives).

As recommended by God.

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