In the US yesterday a Virginian man appeared in court after a weekend in which he stripped naked at a pizza restaurant after a pub crawl & led police on a merry dance, before finally crashing into several parked cars.
The police were called when Charles Mack was spotted walking down the street naked, after stripping-off while celebrating with a “birthday pizza” in Arlington, Virginia, late on Saturday. When police tried to arrest him, Mack got into his car & drove away (I wonder where he was carrying his car keys).
He ran into three parked vehicles before police zapped him with a Taser (maybe it was a convertible). There were no other injuries.
Chuck had been part of a group called “The All-American Bar Crawl,” which had started at 2 p.m. & managed to visit 14 bars before his attack of ”the munchies’.
Arlington County Police Department spokesman Dustin Sternbeck said Mr. Mack was charged with indecent exposure, driving while intoxicated, disregarding police demands, three counts of “hit & run” & one count of possession of narcotics.
Mack spent his birthday, on Sunday, in jail.
Pizza eh? The unacknowledged curse on our civilisation.