Signs & portents: August 2014 – Taurus

20 April – 20 May

MEN

At the end of August you will enjoy a brief period of freedom, say the fates, which will abruptly come to an end when it becomes clear that the escape tunnel has actually come-up into the lion enclosure of the local zoo.

WOMEN

The fates say that in August you will see your family rallying around you, apparently carrying pitchforks & flaming torches. Time to run.

WIT & WISDOM

There are never enough shopping days until Chrstmas.

Death: nature’s way of telling you that you’ve been overdoing things….

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