Signs & portents: August 2014 – Libra

23 September – 22 October

MEN

The fates warn that August will not be easy for you & that you may well find some unexpected difficulties placed in your way. They particularly highlight the possible appearance, as a witness for the prosecution, of one of your earlier victims who unexpectedly was found alive.

WOMEN

August will see you triumphant, say the fates, as you overcome all obstacles & crush your opponents into dust. The fact that the whole incident will be captured by the car park’s CCTV system may however pressage a few problems in moths to come.

WIT & WISDOM

Always thank someone who has done you a disservice.

No animals were killed, harmed or even annoyed, in the production of this horoscope.

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