September is not the best time for you to propose, warn the fates, as the object of your affections will be busy summing-up & trying to get the jury to demand the death sentence for you. You could always try the usher & hope for an escape rather than an acquittal.
The fates are not too convinced by your sudden conversion to militant Islam in September, nor by your frankly obvious fake, stuck-on beard.
WIT & WISDOM
Never trust a squirrel with a gun.