Signs & portents: September 2014 – Aquarius

21 January - 19 February

21 January – 19 February


September is positively your last chance to make amends, say the fates, in fact to be on the safe side you shouldn’t schedule anything after about 4pm on the 3rd.


September will certainly take you by surprise predict the fates, but after the whole “loss-of-short-term-memory-facility-thing” what else could you expect? Hang-on though, you probably don’t remember last week’s accident anyway do you, rendering any sort of predictions valid only until you reach the end of this sentence? Bugger.


Morphine will not mend a broken heart, but it may stop the pain for a while.

Buy now & avoid the rush.

Buy now & avoid the rush.