The fates predict great things for you in September when your alibi is not only rejected by the jury in record-breaking time but is actually adopted as the premise for a wildly successful TV sit-com. Although you will appear in the credits you won’t actually receive any cash – so just like the heist itself, then.
September is not going to be all bad, say the fates, since following the double amputation you will at least be eligible for a refund on the new shoes you had just purchased before the assistant tightened the laces just a little too far.
WIT & WISDOM
The water’s of Lethe are probably proof.