Signs & portents: September 2014 – Gemini

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21 May – 21 June


Looking at September as a whole the fates are not able to suggest any way to avoid the oncoming storm that is your mother-in-law’s visit. They suggest trying to adopt a calm manner & a large tot of brandy on her morning cornflakes.


September is going to be your chance to really let people know how unhappy you are with things, say the fates, although obviously your success as a suicide bomber will mean that you won’t get to read the extensive & generally positive press coverage.


Not everyone can be a winner, & most will not make the quarter-finals.

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