Signs & portents: September 2014 – Cancer

22 June - 23 July

22 June – 23 July

MEN

The fates congratulate you on your sheer bald-faced bribery, persistence & doggedness in September, when you are at last nominated for an Oscar for your small part in a Hungarian-language film released only locally – & that in 1972.

WOMEN

September will allow you the opportunity to change your life for the better when you decide to let go of the rope which is keeping your rather unpleasant husband from disappearing into the torrent.

WIT & WISDOM

Amphibians are generally not “cute”.

Buy now & avoid the rush.

Buy now & avoid the rush.

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