Signs & portents: September 2014 – Leo

24 July - 23 August

24 July – 23 August

MEN

In September the money will run out & you will cease to function as an intelligent, well-rounded human being say the fates, & instead will revert to the pathetic loner you were before the lottery win.

WOMEN

The fates suggest that September would be a good time to prepare for the ordeal ahead, possibly by asking to change your plea to guilty.

WIT & WISDOM

Tomorrow’s weather is more important than yesterday’s

As recommended by God.

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