Signs & portents: September 2014 – Libra

23 September – 22 October


The fates say that September is probably going to get better for you only after the hostages are released. “Better” is of course, a comparative term.


In September you will enjoy the love & support of the team around you, say the fates &, given that you are the only woman on the pitch, the incident after the game in the plunge-pool is not going to go down well, with your husband – or the other players’ wives.


Times are always hard when you’re poor.

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