Signs & portents: September 2014 – Libra

23 September – 22 October

MEN

The fates say that September is probably going to get better for you only after the hostages are released. “Better” is of course, a comparative term.

WOMEN

In September you will enjoy the love & support of the team around you, say the fates &, given that you are the only woman on the pitch, the incident after the game in the plunge-pool is not going to go down well, with your husband – or the other players’ wives.

WIT & WISDOM

Times are always hard when you’re poor.

No animals were killed, harmed or even annoyed, in the production of this horoscope.

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