Signs & portents: October 2014 – Capricorn

22 December - 20 January

22 December – 20 January

MEN

You had always thought that nothing could replace the sheer adrenalin rush that you got from professional sports, but this October’s serious heroin use will come pretty close, even without turning the TV on.

WOMEN

October will be a difficult month for you, say the fates, when you are replaced at work by an automatic franking machine, & at home by a 17-year old au pair.

WIT & WISDOM

Opportunity makes strange bedfellows.

Some days you just can’t win….

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