Signs & portents: October 2014 – Pisces

20 February – 20 March

MEN

October will see you make a real mark on your community, say the fates, following your fatal collision with the paint truck parked in the High Street.

WOMEN

A chance to make amends in October, predict the fates, when under new legislation you are offered the choice of 15 years for aggravated assault or 7 hours of community service.

WIT & WISDOM

Cats bear grudges.

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