Women in the street will be screaming for you through much of October, say the fates; suggesting that the lynch mob may well not even wait for the judge to pass sentence.
Try not to take things too personally in October, recommend the fates, who acknowledge that in light of attentions being paid to you by the rather unhappy looking tiger this might be difficult. He’s only doing what comes naturally – which is rather more than can be said for your decision to climb into his enclosure in the first place.
WIT & WISDOM
Justice does not require a lawyer.