Signs & portents: October 2014 – Virgo

24 August – 22 September

MEN

October will not your best month professionally, say the fates, but it will be an interesting experience for you to see the other end of the contract-killing business.

WOMEN

In October you will continue to amaze & provoke those around you, say the fates, resulting in the appointment of a psychologist to provide an assessment to the court on your mental state throughout the whole unfortunate incident.

WIT & WISDOM

Is paying for education like paying for sex?

Free advice for October; "Duck."

Free advice for October; “Duck.”

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