Signs & portents: October 2014 – Scorpio

23 October – 22 November

MEN

It would probably be easier in October, say the fates, to simply plead guilty & hope for a lenient sentence, rather than to rely on your current plan which is to demand your ancestral right to trial by combat.

WOMEN

The pain that many felt at your humiliation last month, say the fates, will go some way to explaining the riot & outbreak of arson at October’s “Regional WeightWatcher’s Conference”. That & your distribution of large quantities of chocolate, free vodka & a number of Molotov cocktails.

WIT & WISDOM

All living things react to kindness & affection.

Don’t worry things could be will get worse….

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