In the USA the good people of Kansas are being urged to prepare for an invasion of the living dead, with Gov. Sam Brownback scheduled to sign a proclamation later today declaring October to be “Zombie Preparedness Month”.
The state Division of Emergency Management says if residents are prepared for a zombie attack, they’re prepared for anything. Deputy director Angee Morgan says the idea is to make people aware of the need to be ready for emergency situations like “natural disasters”. I guess that doesn’t include climate change, war, & civil unrest, even though (apparently) it does include an infestation of flesh-eating, undead voters.
Just keep those red shoes on the yellow brick road on your way to the ballot, citizens, & all will be well.