View from a Rhino House: only dead from the neck upwards

In the USA the good people of Kansas are being urged to prepare for an invasion of the living dead, with Gov. Sam Brownback scheduled to sign a proclamation later today declaring October to be “Zombie Preparedness Month”.

The state Division of Emergency Management says if residents are prepared for a zombie attack, they’re prepared for anything. Deputy director Angee Morgan says the idea is to make people aware of the need to be ready for emergency situations like “natural disasters”. I guess that doesn’t include climate change, war, & civil unrest, even though (apparently) it does include an infestation of flesh-eating, undead voters.

Just keep those red shoes on the yellow brick road on your way to the ballot, citizens, & all will be well.

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