Signs & portents: November 2014 – Capricorn

22 December - 20 January

22 December – 20 January

MEN

November will give you a chance to reconsider some of your more difficult recent decisions, say the fates, who suggest that releasing the hostages might also help things along.

WOMEN

The fates predict that in November you won’t know what has hit you. It will in fact be a 40-tonne, 12-wheel Spanish juggernaut driven by a drunken Catalonian pig-farmer called Pepe. Just so you know.

WIT & WISDOM

The fat lady is doing her vocal exercises in the dressing room; the time is later than you think.

Some days you just can’t win….

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