Caring & sharing #229

Dear Agony Aunts

Although we have never spoken I have fallen deeply in love with a man that I see on the train when I go to work in the mornings, but he just ignores me & never even smiles back.

How can I get him to notice me & understand how I feel about him?

“Obsessed”

 

Dear “Obsessed”

Nothing could be simpler. We’d suggest drugging, kidnapping & a period chained to a wall in a dark cellar, accompanied by regular sessions with an electric cattle prod (make sure the cellar is dry, as excessive dampness could invalidate the warranty on the ‘prod).

It has worked a treat for us on many occasions & we’re pretty sure he won’t ignore you again.

Aunts

Love can be no tougher....

Love can be no tougher….

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