Signs & portents: November 2014 – Aquarius

21 January – 19 February


During November the fates are predicting a major turnaround in your luck. You will be thrown from an out-of-control carousel into a passing group of supermodels – breaking every bone in your body in the process. The paramedics will comment on your fixed & expansive smile.


The fates say that in November you will really come to grips with your inadequacies, although he will probably recover in time for Christmas. Bad luck.


There is little of the party animal in slugs.

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