During November the fates are predicting a major turnaround in your luck. You will be thrown from an out-of-control carousel into a passing group of supermodels – breaking every bone in your body in the process. The paramedics will comment on your fixed & expansive smile.
The fates say that in November you will really come to grips with your inadequacies, although he will probably recover in time for Christmas. Bad luck.
WIT & WISDOM
There is little of the party animal in slugs.