Signs & portents: November 2014 – Aquarius

21 January – 19 February

MEN

During November the fates are predicting a major turnaround in your luck. You will be thrown from an out-of-control carousel into a passing group of supermodels – breaking every bone in your body in the process. The paramedics will comment on your fixed & expansive smile.

WOMEN

The fates say that in November you will really come to grips with your inadequacies, although he will probably recover in time for Christmas. Bad luck.

WIT & WISDOM

There is little of the party animal in slugs.

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