Signs & portents: November 2014 – Aries

21 March – 19 April

MEN

In November you are going to really have a blast, say the fates. Still, that’s why you took the job at the quarry in the fist place.

WOMEN

November is going to tax your patience & your good nature, say the fates, who point out that the government has pretty much slapped duties on everything else & has got to raise the cash somehow.

WIT & WISDOM

Lakes are merely ponds that made it.

For a better horoscope try a higher-denomination coin next time.

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