Signs & portents: November 2014 – Gemini

21 May - 21 June

21 May – 21 June

MEN

The fates confirm that November will see you recognised as never before for your achievements, largely because of the new artists impression & tripling of the police reward.

WOMEN

November will give you an opportunity, say the fates, to really let rip at those who have let you down. This is a little unfair, they add, as the fire crew was only doing its job & they couldn’t risk letting you use the stairwell which was an inferno – new hairdo or no new hairdo.

WIT & WISDOM

A light touch is a rare gift.

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